Quick...Press Reboot!

A year? Seriously...a year? I wish that I could claim some amazing run of exciting adventures and discoveries that prompted this layoff from typing words into my blog, but alas I cannot. I had considered putting up a blog that attempted to summarize the last year's events and stories. It turns out I'm just a bit too lazy for even that. So...stuff happened, people did things, and I got a bit fatter. Consider yourself updated.

So, you may ask, what has prompted my return to the blogosphere? Good question, I would reply, it sure is convenient that you asked me that. I find a need for a place to come to have people help me stay honest to my goals. So I need help from the tens of you who read this to keep me on the path to usefulness. Using updates on this here corner of Al Gore's internets, I hope to motivate myself to stick with my current plan for personal enbetterification. I am going to post both my goals and my progress, or lack thereof, every several days. If I fail to post in a timely manner and any of you suspect I am hiding with a bucket of fried chicken, three cheeseburgers, and a head full of depression and defeat, please take me to task. You can post comments here, on facebook, or text me. And please feel free to drop the hammer...no mollycoddling!

I shall return in a very short time to post the initial goals, stats, and plans, but for now I am off to lift heavy things repeatedly. Thank you for your time.